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Hey, this is Yosuke. [He doesn't sound too much like he's gritting his teeth - just don't ask how many tries this recording took.] I'm probably in the middle of something right now, so if you want to leave a message, I'll get back to you. Alright, later.
[Beep!]

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strait edge seta conspiring w the common ppl???
[Okay, that's not true at all, but he does have to be surprised that he apparently isn't going to be the butt of it.
...Unless he really is, but c'mon, how convoluted would that be?]
well sure! i got time to kill
what u guys doing?
[He will regret not asking which friend. Oh, he will regret the hell out of not asking which friend.]
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Gonna make her trip with vines and trap her. Then run.
Really fast.
[Then because it's Souji, he can't help but add;]
You're good at running, so you should be safe.no subject
[...But it's sort of a compliment, isn't it? Close enough for Yosuke, at any rate. Imagine a little yellow music note, right here.]
its a girl huh
i seriously didn't know you had it in you man
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Why not? As long as it's harmless. I'd watch out for her getting back at us, honestly...[He did say safety not guaranteed and he meant it. Another text a few seconds later.]
As long as it's not as bad as you did, but I don't think they would be the type to sign us up into a pageant.no subject
anyways u think she would? jeez i wonder what she did to you
[And then, after half a minute or so:]
ohhhh i get it mister heartbreaker, finally
so u do get bitter sometimes! who woulda thought!!!
rest easy partner the secrets safe w me!
unless u want it spread around.
[No, obviously he doesn't believe this - but man, if it was true...]
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No, more like she's the warrior type who won't take this lying down, that's all.[A half minute or so later, his face morphs into a look of confusion. What.]
What are you talking about?[Sorry, Souji's not the type to get jealous. Unless he means something else?]
I don't think he's doing that to get back at her for breaking his heart.no subject
sure i believe ya
that aside where do u wanna meet up?
[He'll probably regret this, too. Also, water is wet.]
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I don't know yet, he hasn't given me a date. I just wanted to know if you were in.
Thanks for backing me up, partner.
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its nbd. guys gotta stick together!
also for the record, not my idea
[Which means he should be relatively safe! Yeah, totally.]
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Not mine either.[Completely and totally safe.]
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