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Hey, this is Yosuke. [He doesn't sound too much like he's gritting his teeth - just don't ask how many tries this recording took.] I'm probably in the middle of something right now, so if you want to leave a message, I'll get back to you. Alright, later.
[Beep!]

That works!
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[Loud as it is, it's barely more intelligible than a gurgle. Actually, gurgling is about all he's going to be able to manage for a minute or so. Give him time.]
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[WHAT. WHAT DID SHE SAY.]
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[And abruptly, there's a loud thump.] Souji.
[...Wait, or maybe Kanji? Who then went into hiding before Yosuke could hunt him down, and that's why he went missing all of a sudden? Nah, couldn't be.]
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I take it the matter has been cleared up, then?
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N-No, wait! Please, wait! It's an honest - like, it's true that I said it, but it wasn't - umm, 'cause, you know, I thought...!
[Or he could tie his tongue in a knot first. Thanks a lot, tongue.]
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And what, then, did you mean?
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[After an awkward second, there's a slapping noise almost as loud as the earlier thump.] Argh, I don't know what I'm saying! Just - forget all of that! What did you want it to mean!?
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I was asking if you would like to continue it, you dolt.
[And if she giggles a little after that, well, she's not going to bring it up.]
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[Is there a catch? There must be a catch.]
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Very well. I'm afraid I'm unfamiliar with this custom. What shall we do next?
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[Now that he thinks about it, that's the wrong way to do it, isn't it? Wait, no, maybe it depends - but either way, he's floundering.]
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[She has no idea what you're talking about, Yosuke.]
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[In the depths of whatever passes for his mind, something clicks. Or snaps. It's hard to tell the difference.]
Okay, a movie it is! There's a good TV in the old karaoke room at Everyday, how's that sound? Can you make tomorrow night?
[And if this does turn out to be a colossal misunderstanding, he can just claim it was a necessary part of her education! Yeah. Yeah, that's totally what he'll say.]
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[Okay, she's doing this. She's actually really doing this, and she's even managed to keep her composure. Now if only she can figure out how this whole thing works...]
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[Oh man, despite the initial shock, he's beginning to get fired up. All the better to take advantage before she changes her mind, right!?]
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[Or is she just going to hang up?]
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[He waits for just a second longer than normal before ending the call himself.]