whaaaaat don't bring that up!! never bring that up!!! [Definitely no cute sound effect there, asshole!] anyways u think she would? jeez i wonder what she did to you
[And then, after half a minute or so:]
ohhhh i get it mister heartbreaker, finally so u do get bitter sometimes! who woulda thought!!! rest easy partner the secrets safe w me! unless u want it spread around.
[No, obviously he doesn't believe this - but man, if it was true...]
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anyways u think she would? jeez i wonder what she did to you
[And then, after half a minute or so:]
ohhhh i get it mister heartbreaker, finally
so u do get bitter sometimes! who woulda thought!!!
rest easy partner the secrets safe w me!
unless u want it spread around.
[No, obviously he doesn't believe this - but man, if it was true...]